just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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