is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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