It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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