The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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