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(604): View more from British Columbia

ttyl tear gas

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(314): View more from Missouri

I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university

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(813): View more from Florida

Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl

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(517): View more from Michigan

She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

(1-517): View more from Michigan

You must be good in bed dude

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(573): View more from Missouri

It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...

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(519): View more from Ontario

sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?

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