i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
we should paint friendship bongs
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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