so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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