He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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