Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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