Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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