Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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