I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Enjoy the penises
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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