your thong is hanging out like whoa
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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