just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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