Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Don't tell me you're on acid again
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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