I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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