i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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