Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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