Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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