God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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