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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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