Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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