Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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