a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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