dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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