I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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