Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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