I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
