But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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