You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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