Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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