big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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