Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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