If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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