we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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