Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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