So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Drake has all the answers
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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