at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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