whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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