Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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