he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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