One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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