The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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