so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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