I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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