I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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