and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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