if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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