I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Watching her eat just hurts me
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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