So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
